| Things that are IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk | ||
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1. Please take the shooters back, let's have water. |
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| 2. Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit. | ||
| 3. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. | ||
| 4. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. | ||
| 5. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination. | ||
| 6. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. | ||
| 7. That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off. | ||
| 8. I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge. | ||
| 9. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? | ||
| 10. Look, it would be great to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning. | ||