| Ten Things to Say if Found Asleep at Work | ||
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1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. |
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| 2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. | ||
| 3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time! | ||
| 4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm. | ||
| 5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance. | ||
| 6. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga? | ||
| 7. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. | ||
| 8. The coffee machine is broken... | ||
| 9. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot... | ||
| 10. ... In the name of the father, the son & the holy spirit. Amen. | ||