One day, Smartie and Polo were enjoying a quiet drink in a bar. The
bar door opened and in walked a XXX mint.
"Damn!" shouted Polo, and dived underneath the table.
"What are you doing?" asked Smartie.
"That XXX mint always slaps me and bullies me whenever I see him, so I'm
hiding," replied Polo.
You should stand up to him," said the Smartie. "He'll respect you if you do."
Sure enough, the XXX miny walks over and gives the Polo a smack.
"Get lost XXX, or I'll knock you out," said Polo.v
"Na, no problem Polo mate, leave it," said XXX and backed off.
Next night Smartie and Polo are sitting in the bar when XXX walks
in with his friend Locket.
"Oh damn!" shouted Polo, and dived underneath the table.
"What are you doing?" asked Smartie.
"I know you told me to stand up to bullies, but he's with Locket,"replied Polo.
"So?" said Smartie.
He's menthol."
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